im funny

I…I…I…I’M GERARD
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If he ever sees the things I post I’m screwed.

You best not be bieber loving whores…
And gimme something to draw
Something fun.

Scene in the fat Gerard.chapter 1.

“GERARD IM COMING IN” Lizzie the scene queen said opening her lovers bedroom door,
“OH GOD GERARD, I DIDN’T NEED TO SEE THAT OH GOD WHY” she screeched as she watched him jerking it
“it’s all for you baby , now please just show me your feet” Gerard said trying to catch his breath,

Lizzie began taking off her shoes and socks , her feet were petite just the way Gerard liked them , her toe nails painted black with little printed skulls on them “OH BABY YOUR FEET OH OHH OHHHHHH OH OH MY GOD MMM FEET OH OHHHHHHHH” gerard said as he came.

Lizzie is a scene queen, Gerard is a self proclaimed loner and comic book nerd. No-one knows how they came to be lovers , something about my lesbian romance or something, me? I’m just telling you the story ,I’m ray … I have nigg lips and I rape people but back to the story…

After a hard day at highschool Gerard always ‘had fun with little gerard’ after getting together with LizzieGORE ,as she was known as on myspace ,he had almost no time to ‘have fun’ Lizzie had been teaching him how to play guitar, he wasn’t very good, without ‘having fun’ he couldn’t relieve the sexual tension between the two of them and so he had to keep it in.

The next day~~~~

“that’s the 7069th sandwich that has been thrown at me today, AHA A NEW RECORD. YUS” Gerard said after being hit in the face with a pickle and carrot sandwich.
Gerard opened his limited edition hatsune miku lunch box and inside was his picture of Lizzie , 3 slices of pizza, a soda pop can(full) and some crisps, “YUMMEH” said Gerard as he nommed upon his greasy foods, meanwhile Lizzie sat with her scene friends frank, obsidian blackbird McNight and mikey gerards brother.
“hey mikey how come you wear glasses?” asked frank as he flipped his long fringe to the side sexily “…because i need to…” mikey said quietly “I bet you’re just a hipster” frank retorted “..I’m not a hipster… I’m just blind…” mikey said a little louder “guys hush obsidian wishes to speak”said Lizzie pointing at the extremely gothic scene kid sitting infront of her on the bench “OH WAIT SHE DOESN’T TALK AHAHAHAHAHA IM SO FUNNY GOISE AHAHAHAHAHA” Lizzie snorted.
Gerard watched them from a distance and whispered to himself “one day we’ll make a band and we’ll be my anal romance… So why don’t you blow me…”

To be continued ?!?!?1?!1??3!?1!!1?2-?-.
By Laura

Enjoy…
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